My Favorite Library Patrons v. 7

My Favorite Library Patrons v. 6

Part of my job at the music library is to go get CDs from the back room when patrons ask for them. Usually they just hand me a little slip of paper with the call number of the CD they want and say "Can I please have this CD?" However, occasionally I get a patron who just doesn't seem to come to this logical and polite conclusion and does something completely off the wall. I've had slips of paper thrown at me, taken iphones to the back because their owners couldn't be bothered to write down the call number they've looked up, and there's always the inevitable "Can I get Outkast's Stankonia?" But last week, I experienced something completely new in this category of library mayhem. 

My Favorite Library Patrons v. 5

My Favorite Library Patrons v. 4

 

 

Boyfriend Art v. 4

I gotta be honest, he drew this like weeks ago and I've since forgotten the story behind it. So let's just leave it at this: it's Sonny. It's Cher. It's absurd.