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Stick Figures Gone Wild

Have you ever thought, "How awesome would it be if Girls Gone Wild was shot with stick figures?"

Like New SFGW HOTTEST BLONDES EVER

 

Or maybe SFGW Horny School Girls DORM ROOM SECRETS

 

How about SFGW Spring Break VIRGINS (now on blu-ray!)

 

How much do you think people would pay for SFGW HOTTEST CALIFORNIA GIRLS?

I'm just saying. I think this is a marketable idea.

Why they should not keep bowls of mints at the front desks of restaurants

NO, TWITTER.

I will not help you win the internet by putting a pound sign in front of everything I say that could be considered a category.

Not today, Twitter. Not today.

I just spent five minutes planning what I would do if a snake slithered into the room.

What I came up with:

1) Run.

2) Throw a box over it (problem: conveying snake from box to new location outside my safety bubble).

3) Mind bullets.

4) Broom (problem: what broom?)

5) Time-warp back to when snakes evolved and force nature to select for fluffier snakes with less sharp parts.

6) Distract snake while I regroup and come up with a better plan

7) Mongoose (problem: what mongoose?) [other problem: do mongooses eat snakes or do snakes eat mongooses? I can never remember...]