I just spent five minutes planning what I would do if a snake slithered into the room.

What I came up with:

1) Run.

2) Throw a box over it (problem: conveying snake from box to new location outside my safety bubble).

3) Mind bullets.

4) Broom (problem: what broom?)

5) Time-warp back to when snakes evolved and force nature to select for fluffier snakes with less sharp parts.

6) Distract snake while I regroup and come up with a better plan

7) Mongoose (problem: what mongoose?) [other problem: do mongooses eat snakes or do snakes eat mongooses? I can never remember...]