I am a DOMESTIC GODDESS you guys.

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I made these cookies for Drew from scratch.

Uh-huh. From scratch.

That's right, whose scratch-made cookies are those in that glowing, motion-blurry, suspiciously picnik-esque cookie jar? MINE.

 

Oh, and then I also made polenta with blueberries, cream cheese and syrup for breakfast. Just, you know, because that's the kind of thing people like me (domestic goddesses, that is) make for breakfast. 

TASTE THE INFERIORITY, MY FRIENDS.

Taste it. Enjoy it. Savor it. You are jealous.

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